too deep for you.

i don't know what i'm doing with my life anymore i just dropped a pringle i need help

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

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smilingtroye:

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

"caresses arm hair seductively"

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http://fuckoffallies.tumblr.com/post/92914262091/airgeatlamh-jk-rowling-said-she-would-have-made

airgeatlamh:

JK Rowling said she would have made Seamus/Dean canon but she felt it would be distracting from the main trio

Literally how much space do you need to have a line about Dean asking Seamus to the Yule ball

Look, I’ll try

"Parvati had tried to ask Dean to the ball, but he told…

(Source: dad-rock-davos)

jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

(Source: jaclcfrost, via cantthinkofanameohwell)

cevdv-the-smurf:

technicolordame:

Guess whoooooooo?

Vriskaaaaaaaa

cevdv-the-smurf:

technicolordame:

Guess whoooooooo?

Vriskaaaaaaaa

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coolscar:

god gives me a second chance

coolscar:

god gives me a second chance

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vapor-man:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

neon genesis evangelion

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cespur:

hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover

image

good times

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unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

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