Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
JESUS CHRIST THIS
JESUS
CHRIST
THIS
I DECREE THAT ALL DRESSES SHOULD HAVE POCKETS
STOP THAT SHIT
HALF MY PANTS ARE LADY PANTS AND NONE OF THEM HAVE REAL POCKETS
WHY
WHY
